I’m curious as to why so many people think they can just call up a dead guy and yell at him for being a racist.

You’re impeached!

Well, you know that W.E.B. DuBois has done some amazing things, tremendous things, and he’s getting recognized more and more these days I notice.

Also not at all baffling because Kate McKinnon is a treasure and supremely talented and can play any part. The fact that it would piss of 45 even more is just icing on the cake.

Good riddance.

It’s amazing how little he knows.

And shouldn’t a national security advisor kind of have a decent memory?

he also has no idea what to do with himself right now, because he’s spent his entire life building an empire bullying people in which no one is allowed to say no to him.

does anyone else feel like they’ve aged like 15 years in the last 20 days?

Yes, but they were in AMERICA. In America, we clamp down on your hand like a vice, stare directly into your eyes as a display of dominance and shake until a little bit of poop falls out.

Like you said, you’re not American.

Can we stop calling everyone “protestors” and call them what they really are...public constituents or voters?

“To wrap it up, the main character certainly spent most of the book On the Road, which is probably where it gets its title. But is the road a metaphor? I think it’s pretty clear”.

Being forced to watch the White House orientation video must have been tough for him, since it doesn’t mention him. The part about sexual harassment in the workplace must have been uncomfortable.

As a Canadian, I am fairly expert on how to incorporate snowflakes into your day to day style. In this scenario, I have to give it up to Will Arnett; not just for choosing appropriate footwear but more importantly for the classic squinty ah ah there’s snow in my eyeballs expression, which elevates the look with…

You notice how you’ve never seen Ben Carson and Katrina in the same place at the same time?

I worry about getting addicted to misery

Does anyone else take a periodic break from the news? I don’t want to bury my head in the sand, but each one of these stories (ranging from him being an insensitive moron to committing absolute atrocities) makes my brain hurt more and more. How did this ever happen? How did 63 million people vote for this 70 year old…

I’ll have to go find my tiny violin.

No, no, I’m sure that can’t be right. I distinctly remember Donald promising us that he would only have the best people. There must be some mistake.