Leslie Jordan not Leslie Jones. I was very confused for a second.

Nice catch on 80k’s comment, you’re quite the voracious reader.

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/rambunctious-panda-knows-what-snow-for-1790405976
Snow Panda split the Panda vote. This is why we need a ranked voting system.

I imagine the smell was terrible to bear.

Really, didn’t we all step into a giant septic tank in 2016?

While I don’t think Beyoncé is as sweet as she comes across, I don’t think she’d be so cruel as to tell a woman whose husband just had a breakdown that they’re both shit. One of the Kardashians, on the other hand...

It was my understanding that you could call his name.

But ... Titanic did suck.

That’s more of a drunken adult Easter egg hunt occasion (totally secular, you don’t need to be Catholic- rabbit costumes are encouraged).

Sorry, I can’t be happy about this.

“What’s that?” - Person from the year 2088

Ok, I was with her up until that.

The Campbell Newton is the best damn soup filled cookie that I’ve ever tasted.

I would not let go of him until he promised not to leave us with that thing.

Counterpoint: Marvel knew that Doctor Strange was going to make a bazillion dollars whether they cast an Asian actor or Tilda Swinton in the role. They may be one of the few movie studios that doesn’t have to use that bullshit economic excuse to justify whitewashing a cast because their cult following and mass appeal…

(If you won’t, then I don’t have to admit I did, too.)

It’s a Chevy hatchback.

Come on, we have to stop saying that about people who have work done. It’s not her, or her genes, or luck. It’s just good plastic surgery.

This and Moulin Rouge. I just have to sit quietly and seethe while my otherwise sane friends all bond over how profoundly beautiful those two movies are.

My darling Lindy,