I can’t imagine the pillow talk.

...the finest changemaker I’ve ever known.

Stay tuned for Japanese Internment Camp!, followed by 2-Bedroom Duplex in Working Class L.A.

Not exactly. He kind of skirts around an outright endorsement:

That casting was ridiculous. Thanggod for Wolf Hall. At least Damian Lewis is a tall redhead.

And Joplin was voted  “Ugliest Man on Campus” when she attended the University of Texas, an experience that would be difficult for any actress to dredge up. With the film just covering her final six months, they’re probably just going to focus the effects of her addition.

Yup, and I kinda wonder if that’s at her mom’s behest. Didn’t Marla Maples move far, far away after her divorce from Trump? It’s occurred to me that her relationship with Trump (from affair to separation) is the briefest of those of his three marriages, so maybe she put up with him just long enough to get her dough…

grooooooosssssss

Soon enough, he had tweeted about his girlfriend’s vagina, boasted of how his dad had bought him a Bentley for Christmas, and announced that he intended to spend $16,000-a-year drinking nothing but coconut water.

Oh, I remember this! My mother went OFF!! (we’re Mexican-American) Forever after, her language regarding anyone from that family consisted almost entirely of things like “$%(E!!#@%*$!#!!!!”, and “%@$#*&^!?@&$^!!!”

I remember the impact it made; I was 11 at the time and I still remember it as something of an awakening for me as an adolescent girl, and how stunned I was that grown women around me were just as liable as men to express the worst opinions of Hughes.  

I think this is why “p*ssygate” doesn’t affect his supporters: They still see him as the super-rich business-builder who gets to eat KFC on his own private plane while groping broads dipped in gold leaf. He’s living their dream. He’s their hero!

Yes to this. 40 years ago, Francine Hughes burned her abusive husband in his bed, and was found not guilty by reason of temporary insanity —

...ham balloon Donald Trump...

His pronunciation of “china” certainly makes sense now.

Team Tom Hulce’s Mozart Giggle!

Only for the Trumps, I hope! It looks like her head was dipped in lollipop material and then whipped through a cotton candy machine.

Here’s one.

If you know the difference between England, Ireland, Scotland, and France...

BEAUTIFUL!