They should join the NFL!

Oh, I absolutely agree about clover — I use it for green manure. (I love green manure!)

The Photoshopping on upper left picture is truly weird. She looks like she’s wearing one of those old-fashioned super-thick maxi pads.

So much this! Plus, lavender, herbs, etc. Aaaaand....Weeds!

Love it! “I’m going with hair parrot” is the answer to everything now.

Holy...! So Maui functions like a large, high-end mobile home park? I’m’a start my own state somewhere and just start leasing land to condo builders.

And now they’ve got shows called Castle Hunters and Island Hunters. Not only have they booted budget-friendly makeovers to the curb, they’ve actually moved to the opposite extreme.

It would be so great if that was the first thing that came up when searching “Donald Trump”!

I did hear that. I did hear that earlier today. Donald Trump and NAMBLA. And I don’t know, I wasn’t involved. But people are talking about it. And we have to look into it. NAMBLA, Donald Trump. People all over the world are talking about it. And we have to make it great again.

I’m impressed! My mom found The Happy Hooker in my school bag. I didn’t get to de Sade until many, many years later.

“Oh, I loved Smooth Operator! She wrote a book?”

Right? I let out a little “WOOT” when I read it.

“I’ve always wondered about small minds like yours. Minds that are aggressively determined to be below average...

Also, also, the look they’re going for is never a look that people went for when houses were actually built with board walls. Those boards were covered with wallpaper, not left exposed. It’s all crap.

We put in quartz when we redid our kitchen, and I loooooove it. That stuff’s gonna last forever, it’s low maintenance, and if you work with doughs at all it is fantastic.

Ugh, hearing “steenless still” and “grennit” on all of these home shows just sets my teeth on edge.

Gaaaaawd, I hope so, with all of these (agree with you on hardwood floors).

Oh, I hear ya. I’m Mexican-American, and I’ve been called pinche gringa, pendeja guera, blanquita, on and on, from people who for some reason think I’m not Latina and can’t understand them. I’ve mastered the head-swivel-with-a-hard-look and they generally avert their eyes.

“Pinche” is my favorite Spanish word of scorn. Pinche gringita is just a fun thing to say!

No, see, I can tell you’re a ringer because all of your punctuation is correct. You must be their lobbyist!