I love this. I don’t know if you actually redacted anything, but I like the idea of posting “Same” after a “redacted’.

Montreal is the Ibiza of Canada??

*giggling at “Team Finger”*

*delighted squeal*

Hmm, maybe not. The same guy posted this one, too.

Hey you guuuuuuyyyyys!!

Never mention Nick Cannon.

We had a Keeshond/German Shepherd mix when I was a kid, and she was so pretteeeeee! And very good-natured.

Polyester extensions from KMart!

Honestly, that was my first thought. They’ve Barbie-dolled her to oblivion! Even her hair looks like that weird nylon doll hair.

Ha! You know, I kept thinking, “That looks wrong, why does that look wrong...?” ! I totally brain-farted on that one.

And, y’know, it’s tough to shoot with the sun at your back without your own shadow getting in the way.

aaaAAAAAHHH!! Don’t DO that!

She is reeeeeaaaal!!

Soooo...really, a trio of young women putting on makeup in an elaborate way in order to look like young women wearing makeup.

And of course, “When in vomit, mop with cat!”

I’m thinking it’s that dopey childish girliness. They look like something a toddler would wear. Except the black ones: those look like a 50s-era girdle, the kind with snaps to attach your nylons.

Amber Heard legally changed her name to Amber Depp.

Oh, you whippersnappers! I remember when Maria joined the show.

Oh, but so wonderful in the original tongue! —