I’m not a fan of this rule but to your point: No it doesn’t.

You were saying...

Thanks for trying to be a huge pedant, but actually just being an ass.

The author added a fucking qualifier because so many “robbed” home runs weren’t even going to actually clear the fence. If you have that much trouble with basic comprehension (and punctuation for that matter) there are classes you can take.

Jesus. Home run truthers now too?

And humans calling anything an invasive species is irony of the highest order.

Look, I kinda see where you’re coming from but... ribbing someone about living with their parents is now a trigger? FFS.

TIL people feel very entitled to nudes that were ill gotten, and never meant to be shared. What a hill to die on. If only there was somewhere else these losers could look at naked photos/videos that were intended to be shared with the public audience.

Is there at least a window in your mom’s basement? I hear that radon exposure causes severe micro penis.

Log onto the computer in the basement you live in at your mom’s house and google search: I am a sad lonely douche. It’s science.

Noah is Miley’s sister?

“Like Apple hardwiring the light to the camera on Macs.”

“I can count to 76.” By Samer Kalaf 

Foreskin Gump.

“and a bunch of American Jews you’ve probably never heard of”

Let’s ask Jason...

WHO THE FUCK IS BRUCE HARPER?!?

“Also, I’m a big fan of directors not named M. Night Shyamalan randomly appearing in their own movies.”

Counterpoint: all of Florida