Cracked #3, so great:

“I believe cheated.” Isn’t, I know for a fact cheated.

Yes, but who is worse? The sack of burning garbage, or the sack of burning garbage that refuses to vote for the sack of burning garbage?

Oh, and this

I remember reading it in one of the computer magazines of the time. Can’t remember the name of the magazine but I remember I couldn’t afford it so I just stood there in Walden Books reading the whole thing.

Unlimited lives helped.

The trick was unlimited lives. You crashed your last plane into an enemy ship right as it was about to sink below the waves. As both your plane and the ship sunk, all of a sudden your total planes would count up to the max and then stay there for as long as you played.

Or,

grown/come from - either location is unlikley to agree with her.

As the Kinjas say, here, have all the stars.

Usually, I despise Jeffrey Leonard name parodies, but not this time! 

The overuse of the word “cuck” by white supremacists makes me wonder...

You’re terrible, here have a star. Coincidentally I wrote this while taking a shit.

Sure, I know. And good for us. I guess I was just making a PSA for dudes thinking of doing this at a young age like a couple of my friends did in their 20's. One of them later decided, he and his wife did want kids - the story had a baby at the end but it involved multiple trips to the doctor and ultimately IVF…

Look, I’m not going down the conspiracy hole here, but if the other ingredients in smokeless tobacco are so benign, then why aren’t they listed on the tin? Have you seen the patents these companies hold? Here’s a little sampler platter:

That’s reasonable enough, and obviously it was collectively bargained so it isn’t like the players are getting railroaded on this issue. For the record, I’m not a “my freedoms!” guy, I just don’t really care when someone else’s personal liberty (chewing in this case) has no affect on mine or anyone else’s health.