I’ve been looking for uncooked wings at the big box store for a few weeks now. It’s like they stopped carrying them or they are all bought up! I need something to grill this weekend!
Somewhere along the supply chain, someone is screwing with my wings.

Sweet! Time to pick up my axe again!

OMG, I remember getting in a Yugo that my girlfriend bought back in about ‘87.
We tried to accelerate to get onto the highway and almost died by 18 wheeler.
Scariest experience in my life!!!
The car sucked too!

Just did mine yesterday through www.texas.gov/dlrenew
I had to renew my license anyways, and they didn’t require anything else uploaded.

LatinX is not a word, stop using it.

Man, the older I get... the slower I go. Granted, I might honk more if someone is driving like a fool, but I’m being a grumpy bastard at slower speeds.

Because Panela is Mexican, and Taco Bell isn’t...
No way they’d be that logical.  lol

I’m guilty of not doing this until my wife yelled at me a few weeks ago.
Now I religiously rinse all the plastics and dump crumbs, etc.
Who says you can’t teach old dogs new tricks?!

HOLY CRAP, it works! That’s just the first 3 rows, I found smaller photos on google.

There is always Open Office to use in place of Microsoft offerings.

Big Bend Ranch State Park is one of the best places I’ve found so far in the USA.

Back when I was in the hotel business, you only paid for something IF you used it....  (I left 7 years ago, after 25 years in the biz)
Needed to send a fax? We charged you out the wazoo for it... Internet? Back in the early days you paid for it, then it became complimentary in order to attract you from the competition.…

I blame Kelsey Warren and Energy Transfer Partners.

Seriously, what is LatinX? I was born in Mexico and I get the “not hispanic, but latin” thing... But I’ve been seeing LatinX all over the place and it’s bugging me.
I’m half Latino (Ok, maybe like a fourth Latino, but I’m proud, damnit!) and I’m just now seeing this. Help this old fart out...
And Ms. Omar is only…

Does this mean it’s “Grilling Season” now?  lol

Does this mean it’s “Grilling Season” now?  lol

Tell them you are suing them for emailing you these dick picks!

“The sun will come out, the temperatures will rise, and before you know it, it’ll officially be grilling season.”
Obviously an amateur wrote this. Grilling season is 24/7. 

“The sun will come out, the temperatures will rise, and before you know it, it’ll officially be grilling season.”
Obvi…