I live in Texas.
Trucks are almost a lifestyle here.
Trucks have become way too expensive.

I meant I was an IT Pro... but in truth, I do sort of resemble a monkey.

Hey, I resemble that remark!

I just used this to map out points of interest for my vacation in 2 weeks.
Last year I used the old maps for a georgia vacation, but this new version seems a little easier.
I used roadtrippers (Another Kinja blog) www.roadtrippers.com to map out my Big Bend Vacation in December. It was a little more clunky but it has…

Look at the Toyota FJ Cruiser.

Do More, Break Less!

I used to work at a Hotel not far from where this picture was taken.
Those M'Kay ladies are a nightmare to deal with once a year when they decend into Dallas!

I hope the salesman wins the lawsuit. I'm tired of people hiding behind religion for their lack of ________. (Fill in the blank)

Um, didn't the gas monkeys fix up a beat up Ferrari?

Sending a Dick Pic is always OK as long as it has this big smile :)

Have you seen the babes in south texas? HELL yeah he's moving everything down there!

What the fuck is wrong with you people?!?!
I'm going back to Lifehacker!!!

They need to do this in downtown Houston too. I used to work on TX Ave & San Jacinto and the pigeons are greasy nasty scavengers that get into and shit on everything!

Kinda reminds me of this burger selling chick.

There are also relatives back home in their native country that might be worried about them. I saw a news clip a week or two back where mothers and daughters hadn't heard from loved ones trying to sneak across.

That would be me...

When I was a young lad around the age of 12 or 13, I ran through a bush full of baby ticks (Mites?). Later that day I noticed all these dark blotches on my skin.

Here's one from last month on the ass end of Northwest OHV park in TX.
I spotted all my buddies down this rock trail and realized I was on my own.
On the way down they were hightailing it back up the hill cuz Sasquatch or something scared them. We all turned around and came back up that hill. Here's a 5 min clip.

Here's one I took of some of my fellow offroaders in Texas last month.