In which system of the universe does that HR Department hail from? For I have not encountered that species yet.

How is that fuckstick out of the greys?

Doubling down on “Racism is a victimless crime” is hilariously on brand. We need a better class of troll around here.

I, for one, feel victimized for having to read your shitty takes.

“victimless misstep”

Victim-less? Hmmm, I guess. Aside from the groups she specifically victimized with her meat-headed screeching (Asians, Mexicans, Jews, those with very publicly acknowledged mental health concerns...), you’re right. No victims, just the pure Light of Christ shining Truth upon the world.

“A second chance” does not necessarily mean a second cushy well-paid publicly facing job. Also, if you think anything about her pivot to ‘Christian redemption’ seems genuine I’ve got some Wagyu Kobe beef from Nebraska to sell you.

Why does she deserve a second chance?

Let’s see, this seems to be the current publishing strategy:

1) Print circulation declines;
2) Fire staff and make product worse;
3) Hire new, young, web-first staff;
4) Make website based entirely on reader data;
5) Blame newsroom for inability to sell website;
5) Repeat endlessly from step 2 until you run out of money.

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Your moniker is an insult towards the weight of a writer here and you are moralizing towards others? I'm willing to bet the irony is lost on you.

A big part of the expansion of Evangelism came from Southerners setting up their own schools because they didn’t accept the end of segregation.

Oooh, do I smell fan fiction? Troymaine Pope, Pope of Troy, Maine

At first I read this as “Boban Marjanovic Enjoys Fair State of Taxes,” and I thought, good for you, Boban. Way to pay your fair share, big man.

Gotta say, that bank is on point with the potential frauds. Hearing “Fan requires $724 worth of beer to get through Dolphins game” sounds uncannily plausible.

I shall invent a device that alerts Dolphins fans when they are being erroneously charged for purchases. It will emit a Dolphin-call shriek if a skimmer is used to rack up a fraudulent charge. I will call it “the Miami Sound Machine.”

Thin skinned pork product defends his hot dog.

The pig probably relished abusing his authority.

Stand your ground beef.

You are the fucking worst. Are Catholics considered snowflakes during Lent? Are Jews considered snowflakes went they sit Shiva?