Multi-Grain is my favorite Cheerio, because of that hint of sweetness without tasting like an overly sugared cereal.

Then again, my favorite cereal of all time is Cracklin’ Oat Bran, so really, I’ve just been a curmudgeonly old man since my teens.

Michael Jordan picked Kwame Brown over Pau Gasol.

Proving, yet again, that Robert Kraft is the only one allowed to have a happy ending.

I think even Satan thought it was a bit much

This story is bigger in Central Iowa today than the impeachment story. I’m not even fucking kidding.

There is an enormity of difference of “mentally challenged person says something funny” and “actor pretends to be mentally challenged as a bit”.

Mentally disabled people say funny stuff sometimes. Deal with it.

I’m not dismissing this reply, like the other truther assholes just so we can all laugh at this idiot. JoePa “hated” Sandusky so much that he allowed him to continue to use PSU facilities after he was forced into retirement. And anyone who thinks that a charity (even one that clearly brought in a fair amount as Second…

Googly eyes always make me think of this:

It’s not about being loyal to a stranger, it’s contrarianism as performative intellectualism.

“And then afterwards you got flavored styrofoam cups.”

I don’t know why they call it Hamburger Helper - it does just fine by itself!

Sounds like he needs a little more party in the back.

This line from Brady says it all.

““It’s so easy for us to blame and shame because everyone has a voice now,””

Imagine framing “everyone has a voice now” as a negative. 

Another reminder that Tom Brady is football Tom Cruise.

An inexperienced coach needs a reliable brain trust around him.

Welcome to America in 2019, where Arians claim to be helping a Gay but really just want to set them further back.

“World of Suck, you say? Guess I’m done visiting Orchids of Asia.”

   Things are tough for the Broncos when their GM is their biggest neigh-sayer.