Came here for the Tesla apologists. Did not leave disappointed 

Werther’s is some straight up coastal elite old people candy. In the rust belt, where men carry their lunch in a pail, old people have pepper mint candy. Usually stolen from an Applebee’s hostess stand. 

“ It’s like claiming he’s never seen a spoon used for anything other than cereal.”

Gladwell: It’s just dumb to assume people who are really good at one thing can know anything about another subject. Anyway, buy my new book “I Know Everything,” available wherever books are sold.

That last sentence. *chef kiss*

It’s incredible that despite Gladwell being such a lightweight, Simmons always sounds completely, intellectually overmatched.

He’ll address those inconsistencies in his upcoming book, Not Only Just the Tip-ping Point

Gladwell has made an absolute killing by writing “Maybe just trust your gut” to boomers who just wanted confirmation bias that everything they think is right anyway.

Also, you don’t need a PhD to understand child rape/molestation. Paterno was a force and an institution at Penn State. He didn’t do that by being a kindly…

Joe Paterno knew in the 70s that Sandusky was raping kids. Forty goddamned years as an assistant to JoePa with Joe knowing that this guy was raping kids and he did nothing.

It’s not Joe Pa’s fault — after spending 10,000 hours ignoring the issue, he had become so good at it as to be second nature.

“ I mean, it’s not the coaches fault that they left Lawrence Phillips in the game and he didn’t pick up a blitzing safety and Aeneas Williams ended my career. I never held Bill Walsh accountable and I could have.......I mean I never held George Seifert accountable and I could have ......oh shit I mean I never held…

Ray Lewis: “These athletes in today’s game, they’re killing the joy in its name and walking away with no shame!!!!”

I read this, and a thought occurred to me:

Not in an attempt to rain on your parade, but honestly, I just kinda wish Luck, RG III, Cam Newton and Kaepernick had been born six or seven years later. Imagine what kind of Tecmo Bowl football we’d be seeing if those four players had graduated into an NFL coaching system that decided to adapt to their skill set,…

Nobody was down on O.J. Simpson until after the Naked Gun movies came out either

This one’s my favorite, and it sounds infuriating.

The sickest part is they’re reporting her because SHE’S NOT trying to be sexy or suggestive. Because, she’s not pandering to them, they are trying to punish her. Absolutely disgusting!

Stupid president, trying to keep the economy from crashing! 

House of Cars confirmed.