I don’t take it personally. I am an automotive journalist (among other things). I get paid to point out the good, bad, and stupid things that people do with cars.

Robb, is it weird to have a bunch of internet d-bags assume you know very little about the subject that you’re actually an expert in?

Try going to hell

No, the problem is I have a job and I don’t particularly enjoy trying to keep vomit down the entire day.  Plus, I get 2-day hangovers now, so that means not only am I sweating and shaking on Monday, but I feel like a truck hit me on Tuesday.  BAD

[Gruden voice] THIS TEAM I CALL ‘EM MORRISSEY BECAUSE IN A PANIC THEY’RE TRYNA HANG IT ON THE DJ

The Browns are just never-forgetting 9/11 by going after the wrong guy.

I’m legitimately tempted to change my name to Mark, learn karate, and move to Philadelphia just because of this paragraph.

Chik-Fil-A drive thru also goes much faster because the menu is much simpler, meaning there is a lot less customization and faster order processing...

Economic anxiety

They did not recognize Scott as a member of the Philadelphia 76ers and instead appeared to view him simply as a large man of opposing color attempting to start trouble at an Eagles tailgate.

Damn, I never new Lithuania was in da motherfucking Sharez0ne

I appreciate the rules you share on how to take responsibility for people who can’t act responsibly. 

I see what you did there.

Nobody better slip a finger in my Fingerbutter.

dont bring your bible to school - its killed more people than guns could ever hope to.

Of course he is but we accept that in a fictional narrative because no one wants to remember the names of 60 characters portraying various experts.

Pretty sure they closed the discussion because the point is they don’t care who you have, and I don’t think posting it on an article highlighting someone dealing with their civil rights being violated is probably the place you should make it known to all of us how jacked you are about Denver’s defense.

Star Wars Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast will be available for Switch on September 24.

Murphy temporarily deactivated his Twitter account after Tennessee fans gnashed their teeth at him online

Passing on Prairie Home Companion is just a marker of good taste.