Great. Now giant fat baby with a bad haircut (their’s, not ours) has threatened a preemptive strike on Guam. The Fundie nutters will be salivating for the End Times, mark my words. Get off my lawn.

Chris Brown is gross and shouldn’t be allowed on the internet at all. He should be off on an island somewhere living in solitude, contemplating what it means to be an upstanding member of society, with no women in sight.

Chris Brown needs to be catapulted into the sun.

Hiding under my desk will keep me safe, right?

Lindy West has a great article on this. I think it’s a sad but pretty blatant way of saying “the only possible way we can reach across the aisle is by throwing women under the bus.” Not surprising from male politicians on the left or right. It speaks volumes. It should also speak volumes that women on both sides of…

Defriended a guy I’ve known since kindergarten for starting a Facebook message about Trump deploying the Mother of all Bombs with ‘Hillary Clinton....’

Oh Lord Help US. CNN has a reporter in Guam stating that people in Guam think that if they are struck by a missile they think they will all die and the reporter states, “IT IS NOT TRUE! Experts say that if you’re in your house find the center of the house, If you’re at the beach find a cave. Be prepared, it can save…

To be clear, I don’t ACTUALLY think this is a real choice and our government should NOT be compromising on abortion or civil rights. I just mean, Pence is a crazy roll-of-the-dice re: those issues and whatever lunatic executive orders he might want to sign as pres and I’m ready to roll the dice and ask my…

She was going to hire all sorts of insiders based on her Wall Street ties, too.

I still have a couple people on my Facebook calling her a warmonger. Like. Guys.

IRL life it would be a nightmare, but in theory it might work like the Tambora eruption, which kicked off the coldest part of the little ice age.

Even fucking Iranian War Hawk McCain has the sense to realise fucking with N Korea is a terrible terrible idea.

I have dyslexia so sometimes reading is funnier then it should be (I say this with sarcasm, because I have shown up for exams on the wrong date) So I saw “man guilty of plotting to blow up a flight with a pipe bomb” I read ‘flight’ as ‘fight’ and I went, “well that’s one way to end a argument.”

And a pretty significant percentage of them are servicemen stationed there.

It’s from the Critic.

Guys I can’t die, I haven’t done it yet. Also I’m just now getting a handle on my mental health, the world can’t end yet!

Omg. Guammy Bears? The Guammish?

‘After 200 days, rarely has any Administration achieved what we have achieved..not even close!’

• Before I tell you what I’m about to tell you, I want you to remember that North Korea is full of empty threats and wacky plans that it never follows through on. Ok? Ok. North Korean state media says the country is “seriously considering” firing nuclear missiles (that’s nuclear missiles plural!) at Guam. [CNBC]

So, if DPRK nukes Guam, Trump will DEFINITELY take out Puerto Rico!