That’s the best case scenario.

Worst job of the day may be pretending to ride shotgun to while Trump plays truck driver. No one can possibly be thinkkng harder than that guy is right now, “Where did I take such a horribly wrong turn in life?”

My standards are so low that I actually was thinking of this dragged-out recovery that denies a vote, at least for a while, was maverick-y.

I took great comfort in the realization that he’s maintaining that support amongst 80ish% of Republicans who answer phone opinion polls. That these are all people who stuck around long enough on a call with a total stranger to answer multiple choice questions about politicians is something I think should preface all…

So you don’t remember not being there?

Money is everything. One of the reasons Title IX activists are fighting to impose larger fines for violations is that schools have been making a very simple calculation for years. The cost of ignoring a traumatized victim has usually been negligible. Most victims don’t want to become spokespeople, particularly right…

Understandable. It’s going around - since sometime last year I think?

There’s a very intense nostalgia for a fictional time period amongst many of these men.

Your answer is so much more concise than mine. Although in fairness to myself, my answer does have a certain je ne sais quoi (manic energy and bizarre spelling mistakes characteristic of an overentusiastic insomniac)...

Ooh, taxoxonomy lesson - short answer is no.

They’ve already looked into giving back an estate in MD Russians have been using for intelligence purposes for decades, which was confiscated by Obama. Again, they’re just very bad at what they do.

She’s a horrible imitation of a human who can’t admit she is in way over her head and doesn’t have the grace to resign. If she truly thinks Jesus would want to be associated with her or the ideas she represents, she’s delusional. I can only hope karma eventually catches up with her. I’m sure she’ll moan about unfairly…

I don’t think ‘cultural’ or ‘civilizational’ are great words for what he was trying to express. But it’s a very poor phrase in a three-minute long answer to a question about why the Marshall plan wouldn’t work in Africa that isn’t itself offensive. Poverty and high birth rates, misogyny and lack of education for women…

They’re not actually eels. Sorry to be a bio nerd for a moment, but hagfish aren’t fish. They’re a really interesting, admittedly icky, evolutionary intermediate between vertebrates and invertebrates. They have spinal cords, but not a true spine.

Betsy DeVos described the meetings as “emotionally draining.” She’s drained from her one day of listening to how her being bad at her job can and does adversely affect the lives of students across the country. She should try living it.

It would actually be hilarious, if the consequences weren’t possibly so deadly.

You’re just my favorite.

I think we’re arguing an a generally agreed point. Depending on your demographic, a false accusation of jaywalking seems to be enough to justify a death sentence. For others, proof of committing murder isn’t enough to condemn. Social stigma is seemingly applied to people in the same measure that they already bear the…

You’re correct, Paul wants to go back to... the fictional version of the 50's where everyone had a happy nuclear family and the government didn’t exist to tax people? I don’t know what the fuck he wants - no rules for guns and no taxes and women barefoot and pregnant and a big wall that’s free...

I figured - I think we would probably all agree on Macron being preferable!