I agree! Everyone needs to chill out *plays the Cool Runnings soundtrack*

Yeah, that's the problem with rumors, that they're mostly wrong.

Did I ever tell you about the time Ron Paul took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally, Ron takes me into a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' Well, we sat there for a year and a half. Sure enough, someone constructed a bar around us. Well, the day they opened…

Stop it with your accurate historical references and logic. This is the internet. That sort of behavior isn't tolerated here.

Is your girlfriend a Ukrainian mail order bride that never actually came?

Mark McGrath in a Charles Bronson shirt?!?!?!

The Chinese are very stoic.

Now they gonna get it.

Oh, and when I was training CF, my results were in-fuckin-credible.

Those certs are trash. I did CF from 2007-09. I had a good base in 90%+ of the lifts going in, and trained the main site's WOD at my gym. There were no CF gyms in Tampa at the time, and once they started to pop up, I checked them out.

Being from Philly I eat a lot of scrapple. I'm pretty sure that the Blue Buffalo stuff I give my Pug is waaaaay more healthy than scrapple.