I love this game only because it's not run and gun. You sit back and find the perfect shot and plan. For me it had good replay value because I was always trying to come up with a way to better set up a shot or be more efficient.

You're right, Brazil is just a hapless country who would rather have a bucolic existence free of evil capitalism or modern globalization.

No "Weekend at Bernie's"?

Maybe these people are really small.

Bottle your own piss and sauerkraut for work lunch.

Joining a riot is an example of a goal

At least now they can go back to tearing down the rainforest.

It's just a sport.

Torgasm

I'd be amazing if they could mod a double dash type thing onto it. So far I enjoy Sega's all-star racing much more.

Being from Philly I eat a lot of scrapple. I'm pretty sure that the Blue Buffalo stuff I give my Pug is waaaaay more healthy than scrapple.