That’s amazing.

Granted, he was a fantastic playmaker on the Suns, but this really makes me lose all respect for him.

No, Brandy needs to give it up cause we’ve had about enough.

I’m glad that the law has finally stopped looking the other way with this bullshit.

nah

Something, something emBEARASSment. ;)

I thought about not responding to this. Then I thought about just responding with, “Oh, fuck off.” Instead, this:

Using Trump tweets as a style guide- sad!

I have watched Black-ish since day one, today I learned that Kenya Barris is a dude.

I’ve been that way my whole life, not sure why, but I do feel blessed. Then I started taking wellbutrin and the idea of a cigarette makes me nauseous.

“I hate Ilinois Nazis”

I’ll do a post!

I’m OUTRAGED. My two year old daughter saw this and I immediately had to try and explain it away. She was like “Doryyyy!!” and I said “Don’t worry baby, there’s no such thing as gay people”. Then she goes “Pretty water... pretty fish!!” and I was like “Exactly. Marriage should be between a man and a woman.”

Them? They’re engaged!

“Unclear if that total included this girl, who has an awful lot of blood on her hand.”

I don't want to be the one to say it but...that's a pretty slutty color for a baby.

Technically that is just the plot of Caddyshack 2 but we’ll allow it.