That’s true! The last card that Venkman holds up for the poor guy is “seen” correctly, thus showing there is a possible connection between negative reinforcement and psychic ability. Sure, Venkman uses his experiments as an excuse to hit on hot college ladies, but he's still a scientist.

“Capt Balderrama: McClendon went left of center traveling at a high rate of speed, collided into bridge wall, car engulfed in flames @NewsOK”

Not without a trigger warning, anyway! [long shepherd's crook comes from offstage, grabs BDCB by waist, drags him off stage right followed by boos and hurled rotten fruit]

Fuck! That is a hot take; I hope you went to the hospital for what I can only imagine are your horrendous burns from the heat of aforementioned take.

my husband’s dad’s family is a minefield of who’s not talking to who/cut off/estranged. Every wedding is a freakin’ s**tshow and IT....IS...AWESOME. Who will sit where? Who is on which side of the room? At my brother-in-law’s wedding, the dad and ex-wife(hubby’s ex-step,mother of the groom) were not speaking-15 years…

You know who’s actually a manic pixie dream dude? Jack Dawson from Titanic. He literally only exists to further the character journey of the female lead and once he’s fulfilled that purpose it’s like GET OFF MY DOOR NOW KTHX.

Well if you pay them enough sex workers will say anything, Senator.

I’ve never found anything better for cats and shedding than the flea comb I bought like 10 years ago and periodically lose in my couch cushions. All the rest of the fancy brushes I’ve spent money on can bite me :p

True story: some guest’s +1 did this at my cousin’s wedding; it was basically a wedding dress if you married (hah) a little black dress and a wedding dress. Office printer paper white and more lace than the actual bride’s dress—justified, of course, by the fact that the +1 had been married 5 months ago and considered…

Potter’s family is really regretting the decision not to stage an intervention before he hit rock bottom.

From the Book of Going Forth by Daylight (Theban recension, ca. 18th Dynasty):

While they were there, the cops picked up Delmon Young in exchange for an anti-Semitic slur to be named later.

I really enjoyed the first part of this. But about halfway through I got pissed when I realized it was a long setup for "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"... :(

Shiiiiiit.

I don't think it's tough to resolve at all. The problem here was not that the driver failed to verify her age. The problem is that, when asked to drive 800 miles in the middle of the night, the cab driver's only question was "Do you have money?" That's not the kind of critical thinking you can legislate.

Of course, that would result in most pets never being adopted in the first place, and a whole lot of younger and healthier animals getting euthanized as a result.

From my point of view - better that I adopted my cat from the county shelter and gave him several years of a happy and healthy life. If I can't afford…

Two games without pay. Unless there's video.

That's why I always thinks it's funny when this site snarks about tabloids. When they report a story, it's usually either ambiguous or true. I usually believe it, and then later, it blows up and Jezebel reports the same damn story a few months later.

If the Enquirer is good enough for the Men in Black, it's damn sure good enough for the likes of you.