So like is your website gonna review it or nah?

I used to like Mitch Hedberg.

Is he? He didn’t eat the other five, despite being the largest.

Hey and for the record, declaring love to someone while you’re still on the show, getting rejected and then settling for whoever’s left is called pulling a Desiree.  Pulling an Arie, or, in oldtimey parlance, a Jason, is when you change your mind and go for the runner-up after you’re already proposed to the winner.

I love that.

“For every CEO that drops out of the Manufacturing Council, I have many to take their place. Grandstanders should not have gone on. JOBS!”

not gonna laugh...not gonna laugh

That is the first thing I thought of too!

I learned a rule from a friend a while ago, and have come to believe in it 100%.

I don’t even know what I just read.

before the primaries were over. they’ve been trashing her for decades.

When I was younger two of my close friends were really hung up on this guy for reasons I could never understand. Hope you’re coping, Robin & Renee.

Read for comprehension.

Because our country was built on an ancient Indian burial ground and it’s finally coming back to haunt us.

GET FARMER TED ON THIS, STAT!!!

It’s Like, You Know...

See I thought Taylor came off just as bonkers and desperate as Corinne. Could she have talked about their “strong connection” a bit more? Geez. You just met the dude. I don’t think Nick seemed very impressed when she “re-interrupted” and just aggressively stared at him.

Agree about Taylor, have to wonder if he gave the rose to her just so she wouldn’t interrupt every other conversation during the cocktail party?

I personally think its hy-fucking-sterical. I smoked a bowl and had a few porters and watched/laughed/yelled at it with my friend last night. I’ve had a really, really bad couple of days and it did take my mind off of everything terrible going on. Sometimes you need brain candy.