HEY YOU GUUUUUUUUYS!

But can you bring your doll?

This is the first time I’ve been grossed out by it and it’s because I think all the dudes are gross kissers.

But seriously, Jillian’s Insta Stories are way too long.

Jackson lives like, two blocks from me. Not the best look for the neighborhood.

Read for comprehension.

I agree with you. Don’t call him autistic. But he’s a ten year old billionaire. Of course he’s terrible.

I’m sure he’s a piece of shit kid, as well, just one we’re not allowed to call autistic.

Wasn’t he into her right before she was cemented with Jared?

And she’s a total Kayla type, which he’s in to. I just don’t get him at all.

But is the oxen free?

I cried into my iPhone. So glorious.

And that’s bad.

I don’t know, she’s all the way for me. But since this is Jez, I also like that she is a counselor who cares about people and stuff.

Seems familiar:

I was so disappointed in Nick last night. Taylor got MY group date rose anyway. he just gave Corinne the rose because she flashed her tits, and I thought to myself, “We white men do deserve all the hate we get!”

I have never seen that story. Fantastic. Trading Mitzvah shirts was one of the best parts of camp.

That is a recent photo of a 20 year old shirt. No shirt feels as good as a Bar/t Mitzvah shirt.

What was your theme? Truthfully, my Star Trek Bar Mitzvah was where the cool kids were:

My central dissemination point is No Way Jose, so if that’s a thing to you, then yes, definitely.