Can we play Small Town Baltimore? Do I know you?

I worked on the floor of the Solo cup factory in Baltimore for eight months. I put cups into bags and then bags into boxes. They were overly concerned with theft.

Blue Ivy will get over it. She’s a... Survivor.

I worked in black radio for close to a decade. Fuck white stations Christmas music. R&B does it best. My favorite:

Fun fact, that Megyn Kelly interview is actually the exact moment Donald Trump won the 2016 Presidential Election.

Sad!

He has all the education of a rural juror, that’s for sure.

I’m a white guy, and I could probably be convinced to stay home for weed and liquor.

I had a buddy make a FB post yesterday about how Kapernick’s hair was stupid looking. I posted that white guys shouldn’t really have opinions on black hair. I’m a white guy, I spent close to a decade working in black radio, so I got an outsider’s insider perspective in a safe, black space that I would not have…

I manage a comic book store and chromecast YouTube supercuts of 80's commercials all day to the tv. They are glorious

I like old comics from the 60's. Sometimes I’ll plug the names of the letter writers into Facebook. Children in the 50's and ‘60's, middle aged now, it’s interesting, if not a tad bit creepy on my part.

Something, something, bear arms.

Foolish Games by Jewel at a camp dance.

Because it never happens. It CAN happen, and has, but not on the regular.

I thought we all knew that Hillary did Ben...

I went to Bull and Finch a couple of months ago! I sat in Norm’s seat! I didn’t go to the stupid show bar, though. I wanted the real thing.

Again, two years ago, I think different.

This is from two years ago. I’ve since modified my views, and tend to agree at this point.

Why? He is completely fascinating. He tried to overthrow the American government from the foreign country of Ohio. That’s baller, dude.

This is a great music video of Ansel Engort’s You Can Count On Me.