Even God enjoys a two-girl show.

Because I’m a dick, I always like to tell my Orthodox Jew cousin that The Book of Ruth is also the Bible’s okay on lesbianism:

It’s me.

Like I needed an excuse to post this:

The hypothesis of that experiment is, and this is off the top of my head so it may not be exactly right, “How does negative reinforcement affect psychic ability”. So, in fact, constantly shocking that one guy is perfectly in line with the experiment.

I don’t know, man. There’s very little excuse for a half-silent book after being 4 months late. I want to know what took so long.

I produced a morning show for three years. Ask me questions.

That’s us! We’ve just opened our third location downtown.

I manage a shop in Baltimore (Collectors Corner, come visit!) and this ios one of my favorite things to recommend. I compare it to the novel Revolutionary Road. Suburban ennui, you know?

Because both films depict live-action and cartoon characters interacting—and because both films were successes, premiering only eight years apart—most people like to pit Space Jam and Who Framed Roger Rabbit against each other.

Why do you think Batman is a ninja?

The real answer is the local news. What a horrible dystopia it represents.

That baby wasn’t aborted. It died of neglect.

Man, I feel like a Muslim.

Singles. Trade waiting gets books cancelled.

This will sit in the greys, but I am disappointed that none of you Jezzies posted this:

Viewing, viewing, viewing. We’re living on Solaria, and none of you realize it.

Oh, yeah. No one not Jewish should say that. The Main Line of Philly is analgous to Baltimore’s Pikesville and Reisterstown Road corridor. Main Line may be a bit richer, to be fair.

Do you think I’m not Jewish? I’m only getting away with it because I can.

So, the Main Line is specifically a Philadelphia thing. It’s where all the rich Philadelphians lived. In the episode with Ilana’s mother and the handbags, Ilana refers to Abbi as being from the Main Line. WHich she is, a town called Wayne. Thanks, Wikipedia!