Spend some time in Baltimore and come to the same conclusion, I dare you.

Natalie is totally a Main Line Jewess, and Ilana already has one of those.

I’ll miss you forever, Giskard.

Hot Take:

The girlfriend and I are going on vacation this weekend with friends of hers. One of the couples are total type As. I know they are going to try to camp counselor the fuck out of this weekend, telling us when to ride bikes, go to Colonial Williamsburg, get on the speed boat, on and on and on. I have repeatedly said…

The comic book store is right next door to the bong shop. Pretty all right town by me. Also, that pancake place is pretty good.

Also, being on the same side helped.

Different show.

Because asses in yoga pants are MAGIC!!

Hey man, if I gotta explain that all great literature inspires us to look inward, then we should probably just part ways now.

Also, Act of Valor? I have the feeling you and I have wildly different tastes. But you go ahead and enjoy your 90 minute recruiting ad.

I mean, no one’s arguing that point. Let’s be real, Vox Day isn’t having that argument, either. His argument is a much more vague, “They took our jobs,” with “they” being lady writers. But if you’re just having white dudes fight aliens, without even throwing in a “What is Kiss?”, well, you’re a little boring, and…

Oh, this is not my first rodeo. I’m 32, this is the 4th or 5th time I’ve done this. My father has barely forgiven me for losing his Book Club edition of Caves and Sun when I was 8.

I don’t get what you’re trying to say. Are you disagreeing with me? I think you are. “Insight to the human condition” is the message. These people want no insight. Their “insight” is that old white men are the only voices worth listening to. As a quickly aging white man, let me tell you, that is bullshit.

I’m doing a Foundation deep dive right now, starting with I, Robot and moving on. Asimov was advanced, inclusive, and always changing with the times. I hope one day I’m as cool of an old Jew as he was.

The thing I hate the most, is that in some places I see these guys using my favorite “message” author, Asimov, as one of their heroes. Asimov would have had nothing to do with these people. Sure, it has recently come down the pike that he was a bit of a lech, and that is completely inappropriate, but his books had…

Though he stole from mostly whit (Jewish) males, now seems like a good time to also say, “Fuck Roy Lichtenstein.”

First stop, Bennigan’s.

Much like the dog from Full House, all those people are now dead.