Spend some time in Baltimore and come to the same conclusion, I dare you.

Natalie is totally a Main Line Jewess, and Ilana already has one of those.

I’ll miss you forever, Giskard.

Hot Take:

The girlfriend and I are going on vacation this weekend with friends of hers. One of the couples are total type As. I know they are going to try to camp counselor the fuck out of this weekend, telling us when to ride bikes, go to Colonial Williamsburg, get on the speed boat, on and on and on. I have repeatedly said…

The comic book store is right next door to the bong shop. Pretty all right town by me. Also, that pancake place is pretty good.

Also, being on the same side helped.

Because asses in yoga pants are MAGIC!!

Though he stole from mostly whit (Jewish) males, now seems like a good time to also say, “Fuck Roy Lichtenstein.”

Much like the dog from Full House, all those people are now dead.

Good enough reason to post a picture of my girl Charlie. She traveled, like, 10 miles under my hood.

File footage of Rachel Dolezal:

KILLING IT.

You get it.

My girlfriend swears by that stupid fucking purple brush, but it is absolute bullshit. She is obsessed with shedding, to the point where I believe that each successive cat hair care tool she brings home just makes it worse. None of them work! Use a comb and move on, I would say, if I didn’t know how to pick my…

No no no. Degrassi GOes Hollywood is this whole other thing DGH is the one where Manny goes to Hollywood to star in the Kevin Smith movie.

Jail. He killed a kid.

She probably could have just gotten away with showing him her breasts.

Pop culture reference!

Before his requisite one-knee proposal...