I don't want to oversell it, but it will literally be the greatest time you will ever have in your life.

What are the rules for farting and then laying your dick on a young lady's leg?

Ebola and Friend Fiction? "I touched Jimmy, Junior's butt, and then it fell off."

But I bet Josh Blue playing sports is hilarious.

Call me.

Also, I am exactly this unattractive.

Hey, I set 'em up, you knock 'em down. I could not be happier with your response, and that's truth.

ZING!

Was it me? It sounds like me.

I wrote this about my own unintended viral-ity. It's a fun thing.

Haven't you heard? This is the week for Jews to force stuff on people. Look out, Germany!

Show some fucking backbone. Oh, my god, you're not paralyzed, are you?

Erin should have used "guts".

Hey, I'm just gabbing on my lunch break. No need to get testes. See what I did there?

Except that you didn't. You said that the abortion is happening to the one with the ovaries. I cannot imagine what it must be like to have to be a woman having an abortion. It's so unfathomable to me that I have to remind myself not to make a Fast Times at Ridgemont High joke, because, bro, it is just not the right…

Yeah, I had no problem with your argument against balls. But your argument that it only "happens" to one person is flawed. Yes, the physical act is happening to just one party, even in a lesbian couple like on the show, but the idea that the late term abortion is only "happening" to one person is incorrect.

Unfair. i think that while the procedure is experienced by the woman, a late term abortion in a loving hetero-couple is tackled by both parties.

Maybe a little club soda?

Ugh, I wish.

Awfully amazing, I think.