Sounds like a solid plan to me.

Thanks! I'm gonna need it.

Yeeeah. Brittany's a really strange character for me. I mostly love her, but she has her moments when I'm legitimately concerned. I mean, was anyone else bothered in this season's sex episode when Brittany described losing her virginity as "he crawled in my tent at cheerleading camp. Alien invasion."? Because that…

THEY CUT THE KLAINE SCENE. BLAINE WAS SUPPOSED TO GIVE KURT A RING BOX AND THEY CUT THE SCENE AND THEY HAD TO BE "FRIENDS AND ROOMMATES?!" Ugh. I don't care if this was a cutesy 1950s nod, closeting a couple that has inspired real life teens to not be ashamed of who they are is disgusting. And I looked up spoilers for…

1. Blaine leaves Kurt for Finn.

I think it would be AWESOME if a bunch of people fell out the sky and broke into choreographed dancing. Can I join the Gay Rain Army if I'm straight and can't dance? I'll do my best to learn.

One thing that I've always wondered about with that if she means that with CA having legalized gay marriage (even with Prop 8 *coughcoughH8cough* overturning it) and recognizing same-sex married couples is that even though she disagrees with homosexuality, she legally has to listen to a partner over, say, a sibling or…

Yeah, the KKK said WBC were "too extreme" in expressing their viewpoints. The most conservative person I know (well, and will actually associate with—I actually have a campus issued no-contact order (so like a baby restraining order, only threatening his academic enrollment rather than jail time) against the most…

THE NOM NOM SONG!! I LOVE THE NOM NOM SONG!! Even if these baby animals are trying to bring their diets into my life.

"Once you see your boobs in a great bra it's hard to go back." This so much. Exactly why I love my Bali. Well, that and the price range. I'm a student, so cheap is good.

That's what he said, too. And my mom was too busy laughing to help. I had to pantysnatch my own underwear back from a kindergartener. Thankfully, that's not one that will get pulled out at Thanksgiving for a few more years, until my little brother is old enough to understand why he should be embarrassed.

I'm a big fan of Bali bras, myself. I'm a 38 DD and I'll wear my Bali bras until they literally fall apart. They're great support without being like, "Oooh, look, boobs on a shelf!" and they breathe really well, too. The cups are a few layers thick, yeah, but I don't really call that padding. It's more like...…

Yeah, they've got to be fake. Or else it's just a super-hard bra cup with nothing in there. But Andrej's flat-chested. There's a link somewhere on here to another Jez article about him last May, when he did a shirtless cover that Barne's and Noble's and Borders clearbagged because of possible gender confusion. Idk…

That's what I thought, too. EVERYONE has enough booty for at least an A cup. But that's not where you put your bra, Andrej darling. I'm perfectly fine with the whole androgynous model thing, in fact I love the whole idea, but if you're gonna wear women's clothing, do it right. Otherwise it's like that unfortunate…

I've never been, but I've never met anybody who's been there who didn't fall in love with Ireland. Plus, apparently, the fact that I'm from the Southeast doesn't automatically subtract points from my intelligence-the Irish, based on an account from a professor, would find my Southern drawl endearing. And if there's…

I agree. Prayer's really personal to me. When my best friend was fresh out of an abusive relationship, most of my prayers centered around "please let her see how strong she is" and frankly, that was none of no one else's business. I mean, I talk about her a lot on Jez, but I'm hidden by anonymity here. Even at the…

I don't kill homosexuals OR have sex. One of those will change. My undying love for people strong enough to be themselves in a world filled with hate won't. (Though my little brother, when he was four, decided I had to marry my gay male friend, since "he makes you laugh a lot and Mommy says he doesn't say other…

Ireland. Seriously. My best friend's husband is a Navy engineer and promised to build us a boat. Or possibly it's a semi-truck modified into a raft. Whatever, he's confident. So bring enough oranges to not get scurvy and we can meet up in New York or somewhere.

Is the other half linen?

So this wasn't at me, but I'm going to jump in anyway. I'm a Christian, and I mostly keep my prayers to myself. I'll pray in "public" in a chapel, but that's kind of a different setting. I also pray in public when they're prayers of desperation—when my little brother had a reaction to his ADHD medication, when my…