My only problem with this image is that it's connecting Perry and my beautiful beloved late Heath. Other than that, lol forever.

I kind of love you lots now and need to know when you get ordained so I can attend your services. And be your friend. I swear I'm not a stalker.

I agree with Jesus. Rick Perry is a complete imbecile.

Had to turn my head to save my keyboard. This was so much what I needed during exams.

Okay, that convinced me. Totally writing in Chris Rock during the primaries.

I'm a master of fooling myself. That said, I'm moving to Ireland if anybody but Romney or Huntsman ends up on the ticket. I don't know about anybody else, but I'm all about a Jezzie expatriate European meet-up, and if you're European, you should come!

When I was little, my mom always said that my father had problems that made him not himself, so he made bad choices, and that's why he wasn't around. Because unlike your son's father, mine never reached out after he walked out on us. He and my mom weren't married, but he'd come see me on Mondays, until one when he…

So apparently the spare bedroom got called while I was asleep. Do you have a couch? A chair? A spare bit of floor?

Heeheehee That gif made me too happy for words.

The entire Tea Party is actually an acting troupe. It's all performance art. That's what I'm telling myself to sleep at night and not quit school and move to Ireland with three courses left towards my degree.

"I don't believe in bad mouthing him." That was always what my mom's opinion was, too, and it helped so much with the healing process that I went through. My father was on drugs, too, but I didn't find this out until much later, when my friends were starting to experiment with alcohol and stuff and my mom wanted my to…

Yeah, that makes sense too. I totally forgot about genetic conditions. The whole "abortion survivor" thing could come out of why the lied to her about being adopted.

That makes sense. Being a preemie would also explain her health problems in a logical way. Well, sort of. Not why they ALL manifested at 15ish, but somewhat. It also explains, scientifically, the whole "I saw a face, not tissues" thing, because there's no other possible way that makes sense, because if it was an…

The reason a lot of TV shows do adoption plots instead of abortions is the potential for drama to keep old viewers coming back for new seasons. Kind of like how right now on Glee one of the characters, who had a baby in season one and gave her up in an open adoption, is currently getting a much bigger storyline in…

... So I didn't see your comment and left a whole rambling one about this very point, but I wanted to say to you, WORD!

Okay, let me just say that even if you ignore the pro-life message in this movie, the trailer frankly pisses me off. "She's not your daughter," the (I'm assuming) boyfriend says to the (i'm assuming) man who raised her? Bullshit, I say. My biological father walked out when I was an infant, my mom met someone else…

This so much. I firmly believe in God. I just also believe that God has more important things to worry about than who's in my pants, or my love life at all. Because if he WAS highly concerned with my love life, I'd be married to Daniel Radcliffe by now, and we'd have lots of short, messy-haired, nerdy babies.

Don't thank me, my mom said it. I just sort of took it to heart. I have the best mom ever. Also, it's wonderful advice, feel free to steal and repeat it.

That actually makes me feel really good about myself to hear that from someone else, the trend on campus seems to be "TOTAL PURITY OMGOODNESS" or, as you so wonderfully phrased it, "banging everything that moves." Living in the middle is hard. So, thanks, random stranger. You made me smile.

Well, yeah, the Jacksons are kind of awful. No arguments. I just really really don't want to see Paris get criticized for this decision. Artistic expression is a great way to handle grief. I mean, if I had anything to do with it, she'd join her school's drama club and that would be that, but the adults are at fault…