"Personally, I think Paris Jackson should avoid spotlight for a while, but whatever makes her happy. Look at those eyes. So pretty."

I'm inclined to agree. I tell my friends who manage to eat right all the time and work out every day and just generally manage to look fabulous even dealing with the stress machine that college is, "I wish I had your motivation to work out and look fabulous." I'm usually rockin' jeans and a hoodie when I say this. …

I think we should start a club! And of COURSE they have; just thinking logistically, they've promised not to have it, therefore they've thought about it. And I see your "pointless" and raise you a "bizarrely creepy" and "borderline Elektra-esque."

But... but.... but... Unless my ENTIRE CHILDHOOD is a lie (I was eight and a half before I could tie my shoes. Wore a lot of Velcro-strap sneakers. Don't judge me, knots are hard!), Velcro can stick to Velcro more than once. Just because a piece of Velcro got detached from the other side of the strip doesn't mean that…

Sure! Hell, I'll type it up and post it on Jez. :)

I agree with all the points you make here. I'm a virgin feminist, and I know I think about sex A LOT. Some of the stuff I say embarrasses my friends who are sexually active. I know I look at attractive guys, and while I'm looking, I don't exactly think about how much I'd like to knit them a sweater. Does that make me…

"I personally love gender stereotypes." <—— This comment made me choke on my Snicker's bar. That asshole owes me candy now.

This trailer really struck a cord with me. I'm not gonna lie, I've never had sex, because the last six years I've been too busy to have any form of a relationship and before that I was fifteen and awkward. But the idea of terrifying girls into keeping their virginities because of some random morality is terrifying.…

OH GOD WHY DID YOU SAY THAT??? I have to sing "This Little Light of Mine" with the little kids I volunteer with and now those damn red thongs are going to be IN MY HEAD.

Baklava isn't even my favorite and I'm still coming to your stand. It's fun to piss off Republicans.

That's what I was thinking, too. At 3.5 months, she might have been showing or over the morning sickness. And there are lots of kids in my family, I've seen lots of ultrasound videos. The only time I've seen a baby respond is to a pretty hard push from right on the belly, and that's usually with pregnancies that…

I don't think it's pandering at all. Sometimes, it's actually helpful to know that someone else doesn't judge you for what your doing. Because those protesters against abortion? They made a friend of mine visiting PP to get bc pills cry, yelling at her that God hated her, that killing babies sent you to hell. She…

Well, I mean, he does own that really cute stuffed one. Also, I'm really grateful. Apparently the fact that I wear high heels means I'm Team Palin... because there's no such thing as a shade of gray, you know. (Except for the heels, my favorite pair is gray.)

Don't do that to that poor stuffed uterus! You'll break it!

As a college student, I'm all about self-protection, don't get me wrong. But guns come with a whole set of baggage for women. When I talked about wanting something to carry with me (I meant pepper spray or a pocketknife), my uncle, a cop, turned into a statistical report on me that boiled down to, basically, a…

@Dancingfrog: THANK you! Thank you so much that I started a Jezebel account to thank you. As someone who, in high school, was always far too insecure to do anything about my feelings, Taylor's lyrics actually strike a chord with me (even now, at 20), because I've been there. So I hate it when she or anyone who isn't…