UGH. I hate having to constantly out myself as an att employee.

Is it jailbroken yet?

This idea was never cleared for takeoff.

Man, I would have been unbeatable at this game some 10 years ago. I worked for a scandinavian furniture store, and we sold tons of Club8 furniture, which is like slightly nicer Ikea stuff. I could assemble bookcases, dressers and nightstands like there was no tomorrow!

Raised Methodist, but if I remember right the idea of the Rapture was an 1800's idea maybe even later isn't that right?

He didn't pray? I thought Cage being left behind was god's punishment for starring in "The Wicker Man" remake, Ghost Rider 1&2, and a whole bunch of other awful movies.

Yeah it's funny I was just microwaving some pre-cooked sausages the other day and pondering how fucking terrifying a microwave is.

Yeah really, don't. The microwave radiation is pretty bad, but the real issue is the high voltage present in the oven. It will cause instantaneous critical existence failure. Just don't.

It's disturbing enough to make me think twice about the microwave in the house

Depends.

"an important step towards a quantum network for communication between future ultra-fast quantum computers—a quantum internet."

"Computer, exit."

Probably because there were simply a lot of sentinels.

I think they would have adapted to that? They basically blew them all up at one point with what looked like a nuclear explosion and yet they survived.

Now you're thinking with portals!

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you your woz...

Jonah Hill. He proved his acting chops in Wolf of Wall Street. And I could see him paired well with Christian Bale's Jobs.

Zach Galifianakis because I like him. It would be nice to see him try and play a more serious role than we are used to seeing him in.