lol. these are absolute gold.

It scared the BeJeez out of me. I still get skittish when I see a pile of sticks.

I gave you a star and a comment just to make you happy to see those notifications.

At first I want to say how pathetic it is but then I remember I smile when I get a comment on one of my posts so eh. Feeling of getting a "like" below. At least his story ends well so kudos for him.

This is how we'll get "tea, earl gray, hot."

Chuck Norris is the one flying. Not the planes. They are simply strapped to his boots.

alternate title: how to be a dick at a party by creating a startling noise (while possibly killing the host's parakeet) and making the soda flat.

but that would make it impossible for us to see the exit? as it would exit in a different time space?

Checkmate, atheists.

If god didn't want me picking my nose he wouldn't have made my pinky the same size as my nostrils.

Step 1. 3d printers printing 3d printers

Sure everyone has already seen it, but it's worth linking again.

The difference is that the frog never had the ability to turn off the oven or get out of the pot. But you and I can walk away for our social media accounts whenever we want.

I think calling this insane is unfair to this parent. If the situation really is what you described, you're looking at a parent that probably spent untold amounts of energy, time, and emotion helping this child to succeed. In fact we can't know why the child was having trouble, but the odds are that there were…

It is not insane in any way.

What I don't miss from the 90's:

I can't wait for the next video where it's black and white, and you see hands struggling to remove the film in tiny pieces while a voice-over says "has this ever happened to you". Then they go on to promote the 3M Paint Defender Removal Spray that dissolves the film so you can wash it off with soap and water.

With me and my boys I pull in around 40 to 45gb of data so HAHA. And yes I'm on Sprint so shove it lol.