Not saying women can’t be perverts, but that letter was obviously not written by one. It has the stench of a Penthouse Letter.

I know he has written about all of the fakes he gets. However, I think he should make a point of calling out the blatant ones. Something along the lines of “listen, mister, I know you jerked off while writing this, but I’m gonna use your premise as a reference point to a larger issue.”

Twin Peaks was rubbish. I think once the fog has cleared, people will realize just how bad it was.

If you believe that the letter writer was really a woman who really did that, well, I’ve got a bridge hanging over the River Thames to sell you.

Tiresome Reality Arrogates Intimate Nearness

Seriously.

Careful. That is one great way to wind up shot full of lead.

If that’s the case, then your 50s might as well be spent lounging in your father’s scrotum-swaddled testicles far from the terrors of middle age.

Around mid-life, we all seem to be pretty bummed.

Oh! You’re totally right. Also: wedding/event planners.

Don’t forget that fun, yet important looking drafting table. It’s like you’re a cartoonist, only you have to be really good at math.

Everyone in romcoms are architects, lawyers or journalists.

This is me reimagined in 8 popular handsome styles:

I may be in the minority. Or maybe the silent majority. But I hate avocados. The texture is gross and the flavor hovers somewhere between bland and rank. My wife keeps feeding them to me, and I eat them because they’re apparently good for you, but I truly dislike them.

It’s just one more disgusting thing this disgusting man does.

My point was delivery confirmation as a whole, not just Amazon packages. You obviously didn’t read my comment.

Yup. The USPS delivery confirmations are shit.

Cheese steaks are always the number one recommended thing to do in Philly. I feel bad for a city when its #1 top to-do is to eat flank steak covered in processed cheese spread on bread.

I have been to Philly a dozen times and I have never wanted to eat one of those things.

Every person over the age of 50 has an old photocopy of that in their cubicle, so yeah, we’ve heard that one.