Well, now the the US is declaring Jerusalem as the capitol of Israel, you can expect your western ass to have a target pinned to it, regardless of your national affiliation.

Right. And I post pictures of my ripped abs and huge penis online to remind people that it’s ok to be healthy and fertile.

After Sir Tickles of Cum Island took that humblebrag picture, he replaced the bills with $2.

This is a great endorsement for parenthood!

Christmas is ok. It can be a lot of fun. It’s sometimes fun giving gifts, receiving gifts, eating and drinking too much. Don’t get me wrong.

I avoid Christmas music with all my being. I hate virtually every single stupid fucking song that was pumped out from 1941 until the present day.

Comedy?

Agreed! You’re sort of self-defeating if you insist an entirely different diet tastes and acts like the old diet, you’re going to be miserable.

“Why not?”

ha! No worries

Bible thumping is the answer.

Send those motherfuckers to the gulag. #MAGA

Agreed.

I always get to the theater at least 45 minutes ahead of time, just so I can see how refreshing Coke is, how it will change my life and how it helps Taylor Swift keep her cool, even in the most stressful, Reputation making times.

I’m not from Scranton. I’ve been there a couple of times, but I don’t live there, nor was I born there. Or anywhere else in PA. But I thought the song referenced in my handle was funny.

Um, that doesn’t sound like the equivalent to a hamburger at all, though. It doesn’t even constitute a sandwich, but loose ingredients.

Hey, it’s not our fault vegetarians want to eat burgers but can’t. I think it’s up to you to figure this shit out.

Welcome to Philadelphia. The USA’s only World Heritage City.

Booklynite? As someone who has spent time rotting away in the midwest, I’m surprised you were just saddled with NOO YAW-KAH.

Oh, wow, well done.