Around mid-life, we all seem to be pretty bummed.

Oh! You’re totally right. Also: wedding/event planners.

Don’t forget that fun, yet important looking drafting table. It’s like you’re a cartoonist, only you have to be really good at math.

Everyone in romcoms are architects, lawyers or journalists.

This is me reimagined in 8 popular handsome styles:

I may be in the minority. Or maybe the silent majority. But I hate avocados. The texture is gross and the flavor hovers somewhere between bland and rank. My wife keeps feeding them to me, and I eat them because they’re apparently good for you, but I truly dislike them.

It’s just one more disgusting thing this disgusting man does.

My point was delivery confirmation as a whole, not just Amazon packages. You obviously didn’t read my comment.

Yup. The USPS delivery confirmations are shit.

Cheese steaks are always the number one recommended thing to do in Philly. I feel bad for a city when its #1 top to-do is to eat flank steak covered in processed cheese spread on bread.

I have been to Philly a dozen times and I have never wanted to eat one of those things.

Every person over the age of 50 has an old photocopy of that in their cubicle, so yeah, we’ve heard that one.

Well, now the the US is declaring Jerusalem as the capitol of Israel, you can expect your western ass to have a target pinned to it, regardless of your national affiliation.

Right. And I post pictures of my ripped abs and huge penis online to remind people that it’s ok to be healthy and fertile.

After Sir Tickles of Cum Island took that humblebrag picture, he replaced the bills with $2.

This is a great endorsement for parenthood!

Christmas is ok. It can be a lot of fun. It’s sometimes fun giving gifts, receiving gifts, eating and drinking too much. Don’t get me wrong.

I avoid Christmas music with all my being. I hate virtually every single stupid fucking song that was pumped out from 1941 until the present day.

Comedy?

Agreed! You’re sort of self-defeating if you insist an entirely different diet tastes and acts like the old diet, you’re going to be miserable.