“Why not?”

ha! No worries

Bible thumping is the answer.

Send those motherfuckers to the gulag. #MAGA

Agreed.

I always get to the theater at least 45 minutes ahead of time, just so I can see how refreshing Coke is, how it will change my life and how it helps Taylor Swift keep her cool, even in the most stressful, Reputation making times.

I’m not from Scranton. I’ve been there a couple of times, but I don’t live there, nor was I born there. Or anywhere else in PA. But I thought the song referenced in my handle was funny.

Um, that doesn’t sound like the equivalent to a hamburger at all, though. It doesn’t even constitute a sandwich, but loose ingredients.

Hey, it’s not our fault vegetarians want to eat burgers but can’t. I think it’s up to you to figure this shit out.

Welcome to Philadelphia. The USA’s only World Heritage City.

Booklynite? As someone who has spent time rotting away in the midwest, I’m surprised you were just saddled with NOO YAW-KAH.

Oh, wow, well done.

Avoid mass transit.

Looks like he has a Texas Pointer sitting on his lap.

Are we still going on about this flick? It was good, but, yeesh, it was a car chase in dirt, mixed in with a little latter day action movie feminism.

“Wait, y’can eat without having to get out of the car?!”

Chances are, if you’re important enough to have an office, you’re important enough to need a lock on your door to keep sensitive documents out of the view of prying eyes.

I can barely turn around to close the bathroom stall without bumping into the toilet. Maybe you work in an office that has private accommodations for all, but where I work, it’s difficult enough taking a crap in private, let alone trying to change my clothes.

Um, if you have an office, you have confidential things in those offices. I have employee info that needs to stay in mine - you know, personnel records, SS #s, pay info.

He hasn’t nose whistled his way out of this pickle.