Maybe someone has a kink that involves whispering those words to a vagina?

Counterpoint: all genitalia — both vaginas and penises, and everything in between — are gruesome, ugly things. They leak, change shape, smell weird, droop, hang and need a lot of maintenance.

Well, the way things are going, I’m surprised it wasn’t an order handed down from the White House.

All of these beers are more or less the same - to me. On a hot day, any of them would be ok when thirsty.

My wife and I bought a used car about two years ago. I hadn’t owned a car in nearly two decades, so I was forced back into looking at cost associated with the model car we wanted. We live in Brooklyn, where the parking is not really a nightmare, but we needed something small. We were lucky and found a 2003 Mini with…

If you want to listen to a cracking good audio version of the Hobbit, listen to the one read by Nicol Williamson. It’s great.

If you want to listen to a cracking good audio version of the Hobbit, listen to the one read by Nicol Williamson.…

Ooof! Yeesh. Is nobody a good person?

WINK WINK

Hmmm... This isn’t quite a humblebrag, but it seems pretty close...

I live in the heart of Brooklyn. It can take me about an hour to get to some frequented parts of Manhattan or hipper parts of my borough. Dating has never posed a problem for me.

All of those human crimes.

My dislike of the song aside (I’m not its target audience, so obviously I wouldn’t like it), the lyrics are just rubbish. It reinforces that a woman’s life should and does revolve around landing a man, and marriage is the only thing that can legitimize a woman.

That was hilarious!

I remember seeing an interview with him, and he stated Cheap Trick was his main influence as a kid. He made no bones about it, nor did he make it seem like it was just the fancy of a child.

“Billy, Suzie, come here. We want to let you know these bruises are from some serious fucking we do. Mommy and Daddy like rough fucking. Here, watch this PornHub video with us, to get an idea of what kind of hardcore we’re into. Of course, daddy’s cock isn’t quite as big as the star’s, and mommy’s tits are smaller and…

Dating in a big city - Vancouver, NYC, LA, etc - is incredibly easy, and those who say its difficult aren’t putting in the time or are confused by what they want.

Yeah, but most friends disappear when they marry and have kids. I’ve lost really good friends to that curse. It tapers off when they find the one the really like. Things are pretty distant the minute they say their vows. No word once they start squirting out kids.

Oh, my apologies, then.

Maybe you don’t, but I give every new record I get a thorough going over. I even do it to my old one (I give them at least a wipe down before playing)

You can’t have a hidden track on vinyl. I mean, unless you’re literally blind and can’t see the grooves.