Thongs are gross, and Sisqo sounds like he has a three pack a day habit.

Hardcore, baby!

Never use soap. Not even a drop.

There seems to many apologies for owning cast iron in this piece. Cast irons are great, and contrary to the above, it’s not that much of a pain taking care of one. Use an abrasive scraper (I recently got one that looks like chainmail and it works great), throw it on the stove and coat it with oil. Takes a whole 2…

I was the second born out of five. My mother paid attention to me until I was weened from her teat. I’m pretty sure she doesn’t remember my name.

Ah, sorry I wasn’t aware of your penchant to go to strip clubs wearing only a thong. Nor was I aware of how much money you have. Shame on me, right?

You’re in a monogamous relationship and you still get tested twice a year? That’s not being a hypochondriac, that’s being distrustful. With very few exceptions, you can only get an STI from sex. So you’re not just wasting your time and money on expensive tests, you’re signaling to your partner that you believe they…

This is America. Sex education here is either bible based, abstinence only, or no education at all.

Sounds like something is going on with your insides, independent of what you eat. You might want to see a professional.

Wait... same talent? Earhart was a talented actor, or Swinton is a pilot who will eventually disappear?

Uh, it sells. So they’ll milk it.

Mama had four kids but she’s a lesbian

Always remember: you cannot have an Airbnd without a Buddha statue somewhere in the place.

This is one of those movies that people who think they love cinema go to as a classic in a certain genre.

How long have you had yours? I had two, and both lasted less than 6 months before dying.

How long have you had yours? I had two, and both lasted less than 6 months before dying.

Singapore has good food, but it’s the most boring country I have ever visited. It’s Malaysia, without all of the grime and adventure.

Two things:

Because: Lifehacker

Nobody takes a random picture of their penis. Two things converge: a camera and desire. Both are intentional.

You forget where you’re reading this. Lifehacker is staffed by kids out of college. If you want real life experiences behind a writer, don’t look to an infotainment website designed for people who are bored at work.