Step One: Stop dressing like you’re 15.

Then why do they still manufacture reclining seats?

The seat reclines for a reason, so it shouldn’t be something up for debate.

I was on a flight where they were on the legs of the seat.

Can’t wait for the follow up: what the seats on the plane are for

Giant ice cubes are a great way to dull the flavor of any spirit. If your goal is to buy expensive whiskeys, but not taste them, use them.

Some of the worst selfies are the selfies that try to not to be selfies (not including the above, Stephanie - those are pretty good).

Of course they track what you watch and read. So does Netflix. That’s how they know people are watching shows, what shows to make or keep making and how they make recommendations.

Hey, if she asks you about it, go ahead.

Why do you insist on potentially boring her with talk of video games?

This very subject came up during the Super Bowl. How to fake interest and/or knowledge in the game if you don’t know/care about it...

Ah, nice to see two old biddies hard at work.

What if your underwear already looks like that?

haha?

You run on your lunch?

FOMO is for people under the age of 30. After that, a quiet night alone or with someone you have genuine affection for is often the preferred option.

It’s probably no surprise that my Anova Precision Cooker factors into my “impressive meals” in a large way.

How hard is it to mark something as spam?

Right.

Oh, jeez, this should be an emergency solution only.