While I’m not super proficient on physics, I can tell you you’re not going to lose much momentum when you see a cop car five ticks away when you’re doing 80 in a 65 mph zone by letting off the gas. Nor is a car going to actually go slower when you’re downhill. Perhaps you have a car that is more sensitive to thought…

I disagree. There are times outside of heavy congestion when you need to put on the brakes.

I was in Florida recently, and they had signs posted everywhere that it’s illegal to drive in the rain without your headlights on.

I never owned a snake, but in high school I worked for a veterinarian who was highly respected and specialized in reptiles. As a side-gig, he would pay me to clean his snake room. The smell was pretty terrible, and it was kept as clean as absolutely possible.

Keeping a snake as a pet is like keeping a dog or a cat, only minus the companionship, intelligence, affection and joy.

...plus since you’re cooking off the alcohol anyways...

I really hope you read Baberaham’s very detailed response to your drivel.  

That was an amazing response. I hope more people follow the thread and read it.

Missing one CRUCIAL thing up there, Claire - anchovies.

I just found that out last week.

Just because someone has a disease, does not give them the right to knowingly inflict it on others.

Oral herpes, just so you know, isn’t restricted to the mouth - it also appears on the genitals.

Watch the below, then go get tested. You probably have herpes.

If you put a watch - i, quartz or otherwise - in a bag, you’re doing it wrong.

Right, it’s all a bit naff, ain’t it, luv?

That guy could be far more photogenic after a haircut.

Looking around the office, she is the norm now, not “plus sized.”

Lord knows the average American can’t go three hours without a meal.

Yeah, kale is good for you, but it’s not pleasant, especially in smoothies. It makes it way too thick.

That combover ain’t foolin’ nobody.