What was with her Curly Howard floor thing on SNL? That shit was embarrassing.

Maybe he feels like he doesn’t deserve it. Why is that being a jerk?

...though the Nobel committee does not acknowledge refusals, and continues to list its winners whether or not they want the prize – because the Nobel prize’s founder, Alfred Nobel, was an armaments manufacturer.

Yeah, but at least Madonna’s music isn’t half as annoying as P-p-p-p-poker Face

My MacBook Pro Estimate: 10 hours

• John “loves to have sex wearing his pilot outfit with Kelly dressed as a stewardess.”

Not to diminish what you reported, but why did you put up with it for an hour? Were you completely alone? Did you feel threatened, and if you made an attempt to get away, you would have been harmed?

If there’s going to be a reintroduce of an ugly POS car, it should be this:

RIGHT!

“So I’m like...”

Ah, to be 26 again.

I met David Bowie about ten years ago. Nicest son of a bitch you could ever hope to meet.

Fun fact - he was an extra in a Hard Day’s Night

Thanks!

I can’t remember the last time I had prune juice. I like the taste of prunes, so I stick with the dried fruits. And with those, I know the correct dosage.

All I have to say is this: a nightly prune regimen and a morning smoothie* works wonders

Fire up the Pussy Wagon! Founding Pussy Pose father is ready to par-tay!

::adding to list of reasons why I will never have children::

The Anker cases - I would advise against buying one, at least for an iPhone 6. It protects the phone just fine, but the power button cover is so friggin’ hard to find and press, it just doesn’t make it worth the price.

The Anker cases - I would advise against buying one, at least for an iPhone 6. It protects the phone just fine, but…

So sweet. Two drunkards wishing a sexual predator well! Swells my heart.