So watch Shark Tank instead?

Maybe Dylan feels the same?

HOO HA

Really? I would think there would be a lot of Trump supporters in her fan base. Both Schumer and Trump are as funny as a loud, wet fart let loose at a funeral.

Loads of comments on why, but I would also add: you can text someone in another country, text from outside the US (or whatever country is your home) for free. You just need a wifi connection.

In my case, it’s a hand-me-down. My mother has had permanent black eyes since her early thirties.

Bosses that let you leave work behind as soon as your butt leaves work.

If yer putting marshmallows into the mix, I’m betting that’s not plain yogurt. Sweetened vanilla at best, pudding at worst.

Wadda time to be a values voter!

Yow— what in the hell is this mess? Chris Christie’s idea of “healthy”?

Well, unless you can lift it, you’re just gonna have to slide it out.

How? In no particular order:

Why risk it? It’s not like the photo is trying to capture an action shot and you can’t spend 15 seconds with blurry vision.

Not for nothing, but why did your husband think it was a good idea to wear a hat in a passport photo? Did he forget to bring his Halloween mask and this was the next best thing?

My point: you were on TV and maybe won some money, but the host didn’t treat you like the royalty you believe yourself to be. Boo-hoo.

Sleeveless shirts to lunch? He’s Canadian. We eat a diet consisting mainly of poutine. It can get messy.

So... you had the chance to win some money and be on TV... and that put you out how?

The only change I make is to use less liquid. A pressure cooker lets out very little moisture as it cooks, while a slow cooker will let evaporation occur. So if you put in what you think is a normal amount, your dish may come out soupy.

The only change I make is to use less liquid. A pressure cooker lets out very little moisture as it cooks, while a…

She certainly has a lot of Jesus juice in her life

ok - when my SP stock runs out, I’m gonna give that a go. Thanks for the tip.