blendermassacre86
blendermassacre86
blendermassacre86

It's more NASCAR than NASCAR!

I saw Happy Gilmore too. Great movie.

"That Evoque looks funny...wait...it's a Land Wind!"

I was at a golf tournament a little while back. It was the final day and the last group was coming down 18. Some fans tried to get a better view of the green so they climbed up a tv tower. Well earlier that day a fan hit one if the golfers with his Volkswagen and then subsequently crashed into this same tv tower, so

Wow, that actually works a LOT better than the sedan...

Does Jalopnik now owe Ferrari $70k for reporting on the early review of the Ferrari La Ferrari?

And to think she did that for $5.00 an hour and a clean vagina.

The Lexus' natural habitat.

He would have made it, if it wasn't for Bob.

The wheelie at the start just kinda sets the mood....

I'd hit that.

More importantly, why the fuck are they listening to that shit music....especially at what I assume is pre-dawn hours.

Nope. Sorry. My kids puked all over the back seats before cars even had entertainment systems. What entertained me back then was a plastic bowl with a tight cover. We called it the barf dish.

You said "Hit up the rides for a few hours" when I think you meant "stand in line in the fucking 1,000-degree heat for a few hours before riding a ride. Nice effort, though.

If only the Murano came in a convertible version!

A strike on balls? Who's umping this thing, MY WIFE?

Schrodinger's Ump. As long as the video is un-reviewed the call can only assumed to be wrong and wrong at the same time.

Why all the hate on the Dodge Charger and Challenger? Not everyone who is interested in one or is an owner is 50 years of age.