Teacher: Did you do your homework, Dan?

If you have to ask... oh, and be prepared to wait a LONG time.

I'll show you a skinny D!

I hope this doesn't foreshadow a week of interesting-but-outrageously-overpriced NPOCP entries...

Learning is hard but at least he is an enthusiast. Your shitty attitude is what keeps kids in toyotas.

this reminds me so much of my trials with my 70 mustang coupe. Bought it with grand delusions of being the coolest dude in his early 20's driving an old muscle car. Now I realize I'm the stupid kid who's clothes always reek of exhaust and is in the parking lot after work swearing at a stripped power steering line bolt.

He got his car in the right colour.

I'm not a road head expert, as I've never given road head, but I felt it was my journalistic duty to try and find out if it was possible.

We've seen how strange things can get at night

I see it now..it's under the Transit option. Well, I can say that if you were to get that, there's probably zero chance of someone else having the same thing, so it'll be quite unique.

Kia, making it even easier for kids to kick the seats in from of them.

Either Google Translate is a bit off, or we have a problem with the space time continuum and the Heartbleed hack is a LOT worse than we thought.

Anyone know what these cheese-eating surrender monkeys are saying?

My dad started making meth and bought me a sweet Challenger SRT8 with the profits. My mom was pissed because she thought it was too flashy, so she made him take it back and got me a light blue PT Cruiser instead. Buh...buh...buh...bullshit.

No, they actually built them, GM will stick an SS badge on anything for a few bucks...

Ford Territory based, FPV F6X - From Australia...

This is an old-school proper Jalopnik post right here. Ship crashes and dash cam pron may get page views but THIS car, these pics, and the excellent story behind its creation is why the site was created. Nice job!

God bless these people for taking these priceless cars out on a track and racing them as they deserve to be. I don't think I'd have this in me.