It’s not about being consistent, it’s about eliminating your enemies.

Is there a professional licensing board to appeal to when a pharmacist does this? 

I dont know. I think she’s playing the game the right way.

“Their own fame” is dubious for Kim since she was a hanger-on for Paris Hilton and got famous for a sex tape peddled by her mother.

I’d imagine Brazil and Argentina feel the same way.

There’s a pistachio cream ale made by Around the Bend Beer Co in Chicago that is absolutely my favorite beer ever.

There are none. 

Nah it’s pretty simple: they read headlines and listen to talk radio.

“We’re a comedy channel first and foremost,” said Lesley Goldman, senior vice president of development and original programming at TruTV

I think it’s a genius concept and perfect for Bread and Circuses America

Nobody wants to admit that this is just a more expensive personality test

Panera is garbage. 

There’s just something about a billionaire doing a 1920s wedding theme that makes me incredibly sad for the current time. 

Music where you can just zone out and really focus on your problems.

Imagine if we could melt recycled plastic to make these. Plastics problem solved! 

Ugh he was the WORST. Congrats!

Is it me or is Kathy Griffin looking like one of the Gerudo women from Breath of the Wild?

Because ice cold, grass hot? 

1). Go to a bar, order a fancy drink (whatever that means to you).

I had completely forgot about that