Somebody who think Alex Jones is the epitome of manliness.

Nancy Pelosi isn’t going anywhere. And even if she does, the right would still use her the way they’re using Hilary even after she lost.

I think Drake uses the Taylor Swift handbook for dating: create drama for songs. Can’t wait for Drake’s next song “Family Emergency” 

Seems like a shitty replacement for Riskopoly, the truest representation of how the American system works.

I really, really, really want a Strikers for Switch. So bad. They really messed up not debuting one during the World Cup but I’ll take it whenever. 

He’s definitely not effortlessly fun like his dad. Like even when you look back at how kinda dorky Will Smith was in the 90s, it was indisputable that he was fun. Jaden just strikes me as a rich kid. That’s kinda it.

Is Jaden trying to be a Soundcloud rapper talking about calling up Elon Musk? What?

Stephen Miller is 32. Hate ages a person. 

Hm.

Are you trying to say that being good looking doesn’t give you natural charisma?! I am shocked. SHOCKED!

I don’t know. He’s got such a flat affect that it would actually be more chilling to hear him casually say the evil shit he says in the tone he normally uses to express it.

Retch.

To be fair, the recent Masterpiece Theatre remake wasn’t that great either.

Because many of their key redneck demographic are what I call “Boondock Saints Irish”. They’ve never been to Ireland, they’re 2 generations removed from immigration but think they’re Irish. They have a sleeveless t-shirt of a shamrock in the shape of a skull surrounded by barbed wire and have gaelic slogans from…

Who knew I could see elephant seal fights so far from the ocean?

Which tracks with his MO of making connections in Hollywood.

The idea that you can’t be outraged about what’s going on at this moment because other moments were worse in history is a dumb, laughable and lazy deflection tactic.

It looks like Chris Hardwick has deleted all of his social media

Yup.

Makes me wonder if it ever went out of style.