No. Fuck group texts.

Unless it’s this I’m not interested:

I want to know the shart/fart ratio

Is it? Because this is what London looks like:

Yes! It’s the great vibe of the GBBO where it’s not about the prize it’s about the talent and vision of the competitors. I’ve honestly been inspired by the things they are bringing into their designs and I’m not a crafty person.

No. See, that’s the problem.

I have Making It. GBBO without Sue, Mel and Mary Berry, is a travesty.

Honestly at this point if they wore suits it’d be fuckin’ weird. 

Oh god. Swing. Wrought upon us by Old Navy. While we got some actually great swing bands (Squirrel Nut Zippers, Combustible Edison, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy) we could not escape the grasp of Brian Setzer and from thenceforth sentenced to faux-rockabilly-swing Christmas each year

I think the death of Grunge fucked MTV up because they really invested in Nirvana. Say what you want about the 80's MTV, when Grunge hit MTV shed everything that made them popular just a year before and invested solely in angry kids from Seattle whining about mom and dad getting divorced. When that went away, I think…

So far I’m going to say my Mastodon experience has been pretty frustrating. Mainly because I’m having account issues and it’s been active for maybe an hour. Awesome.

Danny Jolles had a funny bit about this

If your barometer for ‘good comedian’ comes from them being an SNL castmember, you must not know a lot about comedy. 

Or the group backing the movie has a lot of money. Looking at the gross it barely made $33,000 and has an impressive line up of powerful CEOs, congressmen, and lobbyists. 

According to IMDB that’s Martin Sheen https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2304583/?ref_=nv_sr_1

If only they hired some Call of Duty power worshipping nerds instead of trigger happy Call of Duty gun worshipping dorks they could have avoided this whole thing. 

“The War” is the new “the cyber”

Did we switch to a timeline where Heroes only went to season 2? Did anybody watch Dig a show I just learned was a thing when I looked up Time Kring?

go to the Paris parade, celebrating the end of the War, on November 11th.

Not enough Fortnite and MGS jokes