Fun fact: Mark Rosewater is one of two (I think? Maybe he’s the only one?) people to FULLY produce a card. Not many cards are truly designed by a single person, because of their committment to a strong development team. Since those cards are designed by people who, generally speaking, are not artists, another person…

The secret is to force it every Standard rotation, or to play in “older” formats that have a more solid card pool. Or play something crazy. Your local play group may be ready for Red Deck Wins, but are they ready for Turbo-Fog? I don’t think so.

Everything can be hacked.

Ignore that bit at the end. SiIvaGunner has too much lore.

Ralph Discovers Rule 34 and Has No Choice But to Break the Internet.

Trump confirmed in league with Santa.

The few times Nintendo gets involved with Smash, it’s always respectful and fairly limited, with the exception of temporarily banning Melee from being streamed at EVO that one time. I am reminded of the inaugural Smash 4 “tournament” at E3, highlighted by Zero and Hungrybox, the trash-talk by Reggie Fils-Aime to Hbox,…

I’ll be honest, the romance options I experienced in Mass Effect: Shepard Editions weren’t great, especially as the series wound down. I found myself expecting more, even with the straight options. In the end, I found myself enraptured by the story (except the ending of 3, which is standard), but completing a romance…

With respect, I thought the Department of American Innovation already existed, and was called NASA.

This week on News at 7: Halo fans crushed when they realize their game is not as xXx_MLG420_xXx as they had hoped.

You may be the King of Games, Yugi Muto, but you’ll never defeat the Rare Hunters!

Was it wishful thinking, or was that Lois Lane dressed as Mera? Or am I guilty of redhead-ism, and all DC redheads look the same to me?

Is that the one where they cover John Cage?

This is the most realistic mechanic that has ever been introduced in a Battlefield game. Why, I remember great-grandpappy telling me about when he was five days deep into trench warfare with the Krauts, and they still hadn’t run out of grenades. He lost two good men who tried to eat the grenades. Infinite food supply…

Am I doing it wrong, or is the video 3 seconds long and contains 0 heavy metal?

A rhythm game where you intentionally play Dream Theater-esque complex beat structures? Yes please.

I see you’ve read my doctoral thesis, “Effects on Global Climate Change by Chromatic Ethereal Mythical Canine Flatulence”.

Lady Gaga is an anagram of Shania Twain.

Wasted all day again in Marijuanaville.