Inter-cranial wind tunnel.

When I read the title, I thought of Mogo, who is also a living planet. I never tried to make the comparison before. Those names are too similar...

If Star Wars 7 has taught us anything, it’s that you shouldn’t turn planets into things that aren’t supposed to be planet-sized.

For anyone confused as to why a 200-man tournament would take place in a hotel suite and not a conference room:

Lord Easterbrook, master of inside his own posterior, long may he reign over the land of haughty dipshits?

Ah, the good ol’ Shawinigan Handshake.

Remember, large corporations: everything that you put on the internet will be used against you. It’s the Miranda Rights of the Internet.

Still less collectibles than DK64.

Weak = not viable at tournaments.

Well done.

The problem with such a communication-centric world is that anyone can share their views. People have been having controversial worldviews ever since someone invented the word “worldview” and someone else called him a dickhead. However, as information becomes more and more available, the ability to share those…

O rly? Let me test you with the Minnesota Shibboleth.

It’s nice to see her Onatopp of things.

A crazy example of the “pre-order bonus” thing is Dead Space (1? 2? I forget), where you get a Foam Finger Gun that’s crazy OP and doesn’t use ammo, or something like that. I’m too tired to Google it, but either way, it’s crazy busted.

GameCube Wind Waker runs generally use a Game Boy Advance for a few portions of the run. That’s more of an investment, and I’ve never heard it called cheating. Hell, they’ve run Wind Waker at AGDQ, complete with GBA sections, with no problems.

And then there’s that one time where he rolled a dryad paladin with a speech impediment and an empathic link to the party’s otherkin ranger/rogue.

I do appreciate that, even though “actual” Logan is Canadian (like Wade Wilson is), Deadpool’s impression of Logan is never “what’s all this aboot, eh”, but “throw a shrimp on the barbie” because Hugh Jackman is Australian. It’s the next-level mocking that works the best.

Deconstructing the medium is a big part of viewing video games as an art form. That’s why Undertale was so good, and things like this, while smaller deconstructions, are just as important.

The problem with games is that it’s an interactive media, basically the only truly interactive form of mass entertainment. This means the players, instead of passively enjoying the entertainment, are forced to be part of the entertainment. The players put a part of themselves into the game, especially with the popular…

1. Churchill...mostly. That last bit is said by every sane human being every 23 minutes.