I know it’s not from Japan, but I’m as surprised as you that it’s not. May I present: Joey Ryan.

Of course ... “on accident” ... yes ...

Is this the fabled penalty in which “He was giving him the business” is an accurate description?

*puts on USA hat*

Sweet, I can get an Umbreon, set it as my buddy Pokemon, and be as close as currently possible to having an actual Umbreon for a pet. Thank you, magical technology fairy.

Of course there was too much expectation. This would be like if they released a Street Fighter game and didn’t include a story mode. Sure, you don’t need a story mode, and many people don’t play story mode that much, but it’s a regular expectation. If you are making a game in a major franchise, the expectations are to…

I’d talk more about how Magic the Gathering is a well-tested game that never screws up, but there are three cards straight-up banned in Standard, something that usually doesn’t happen. That’s the flip-side downside of a paper game: if there’s a problem, you either have to print cards that stop the problem, or take…

It’s Madoka time again.

Then why do all the copy-pasted links go to rationalwiki.org, a site that is biased?

I think I’ve posted this guy in a previous D&D story, but hey, he’s a cool guy.

It’s good to start every morning with a little Hot Coffee.

Yes, there is an important discussion that needs to be had, but I wouldn’t be doing the job of Internet Commenter Man if I didn’t make jokes.

Did Pop just drop a Buzzfeed headline like it weren’t no thing?

Stop giving me standards that I have to try and meet with my own creative projects! It’s not fair!

So am I going to have to rewrite my short film script of a gritty reboot of the McDonaldland Gang?

Mr. Trump, can you declare my car great so it stops leaking anti-freeze? That’d be swell.

How many PTSD flashbacks to KFC’s Double Down did you have?

Because of how Smash Bros AI learns, my CPUs now teabag after they kill me.

Hold on. Teslas can achieve Ludicrous Speed? Do they go plaid?

Silly costumes on “serious” characters is a tradition in video games. See: Kratos.