I’d talk more about how Magic the Gathering is a well-tested game that never screws up, but there are three cards straight-up banned in Standard, something that usually doesn’t happen. That’s the flip-side downside of a paper game: if there’s a problem, you either have to print cards that stop the problem, or take…

And they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming

Is this the highly political version of “to whom it may concern”?

If the GotG are going to team up with the Avengers, then we’re going to need The Avengers theme (that sweet instrumental) mashed up with a song from Quill’s mixtape.

It’s Madoka time again.

I came to the same conclusion. X Gonna Bring Me To Life.

Then why do all the copy-pasted links go to rationalwiki.org, a site that is biased?

I think I’ve posted this guy in a previous D&D story, but hey, he’s a cool guy.

It’s good to start every morning with a little Hot Coffee.

Yes, there is an important discussion that needs to be had, but I wouldn’t be doing the job of Internet Commenter Man if I didn’t make jokes.

Did Pop just drop a Buzzfeed headline like it weren’t no thing?

Stop giving me standards that I have to try and meet with my own creative projects! It’s not fair!

Why does it make me grumpy that they are using words like “grrl”? Does that mean I’m old?

Just wait until she discovers the dangerous world of retcons. No child is truly ready for Crisis on Infinite Earths.

So am I going to have to rewrite my short film script of a gritty reboot of the McDonaldland Gang?

Mr. Trump, can you declare my car great so it stops leaking anti-freeze? That’d be swell.

So he’s signed one executive order (immigration), but not the second. Maybe there’s more, and we’re well on our way to Executive Order 66.

How many PTSD flashbacks to KFC’s Double Down did you have?

No, hold on.

I liked it. It could be waaaaay better, but it has its moments. The Penguin might be the best character in a superhero TV show (I know the bar is on the floor, but still...)