Because of how Smash Bros AI learns, my CPUs now teabag after they kill me.

I am hoe-nerd that he’s my President too!

I’m officially intrigued.

Fuck yes, original takes on established genres. My brain is hard-pressed to come up with more examples, but Zombieland comes to mind.

Haven’t caught up to that storyline yet, I guess. I know Marvel is good about this kind of thing, and Starfire in New 52 didn’t do DC any favor in my eyes.

Hold on. Teslas can achieve Ludicrous Speed? Do they go plaid?

Silly costumes on “serious” characters is a tradition in video games. See: Kratos.

When you post smut online and someone says, “You’re going to hell for this,” I no longer feel bad.

Those who fail to learn from History are doomed to repeat it next semester.

There is some spicy diversity going on at the top of my comic book lists. Ms. Marvel continues to be well-written and competently juggles super-hero action and realistic teenage problems. But right next to her, and near the top of my list for desired team-ups, is Squirrel Girl, white as can be, but tackling her own…

Now look at this net that I just found.

If you will (with some spicy NSFW language): How the Deadpool game handled his introduction.

I’d be interested in seeing the bible for Batman: The Brave and The Bold. Possibly the campiest Batman to ever feature multiple musical numbers performed by Neil Patrick Harris.

There’s also little to no interaction with chat, so participating in the chat is just being one of the thousands of monkeys hooting at a window.

Hanjo for worst brother of all time. Genji could have died from carbon monoxide poisoning.

If Mark Hamill doesn’t do his Star Wars 8: The Ocho lines as The Joker, I’m going to be very disappointed.

Props to the guy for finding loopholes and exploiting them like a good American, but I thought there was a business about moving a ball un-controlled towards your own end zone. Probably put in place for when fumbles happen and people just shove the ball around instead of picking it up. He might be getting around that…

If you don’t batter your dick, it’ll look like that when it’s fried.

Praise RNGesus.

What, no “Better than a Poke in the Eye with a Sharp Stick” award?